29 Weeks **Updated at the bottom

...In less than 5 hours.  I think I can safely jump the gun on this one.

Not much to report, except the gas (the poor, poor Moose...) and heartburn (seriously??  everything I eat!!  Small meals, large meals, bland food, EVERYTHING...damnitall!).

No test results yet.  The midwife said she would call with them (or text, as she usually does), but I haven't heard from her, so I will text her tomorrow and hopefully it is just a case of her being too busy to pass on the good news that I will have passed everything.  Hopefully she has been up to her elbows in vaginas. 

The midwife also arranged another ultrasound, and the radiology department sent my appointment which I need to call to confirm...only somewhere, between the mailbox and the sofa, the Moose lost it.  Without having opened it to read the date.  Can't find it anywhere.  So I will get to call them tomorrow as well, which should be fun because they are rude as hell on the phone.  I bet they will love paging through each day of appointments in their book (yes, it seems this is how they do it), looking for me.

I've had a repeat of my dream Braxton-Hicks.  Or something.  All I know is it hurt like hell, but it must have been a dream, because I would have been up and googling shit had it been real.  

Tomorrow is the last day of harvest too, THANKGOD.  Not sure I can take much more. 

UPDATE:

The midwife was totally up to her elbows in vaj!  I got a phone call last night at 9pm as I was heading off to bed.  The good news: all my scary labwork came back normal.  The less good news: I failed the glucose challenge test.  I take the glucose tolerance test tomorrow.  I am not worried about this at all.  I have gained weight slowly and steadily despite eating plenty of naughty foods (yes, hate me, I am fine with that...I know karma, that bitch will come around and smack me with a massive weight gain late in the game...or GD now...).  Also bubs is measuring two weeks behind, SGA not LGA, so to me it seems unlikely that I have GD.  If I do turn out to have GD, the diet alone will probably drop me back at my pre-pregnancy weight before I deliver.  And while I know it probably doesn't work this way, if GD could cause bubs to gain a bit more...well...that would probably be a good thing at this stage.  Even if I have to kiss my salted caramel sauce on vanilla ice cream goodbye.