Wednesday, 20 April 2016

Double Whammy

A few weeks ago I was at the grocery store checkout when this happened:

Old lady clerk (bagging my groceries): "She is so cute.  How old is she?"

Me: "ten months."

Old lady: "So are you pregnant again?"

Me (shocked and sheepishly looking at my belly which has grown suspiciously large due to choclate and beer): "No!"

A few moments later
Old lady: "She has such long eyelashes.  Where does she get those from?"

Me: <points to own obviously long eyelashes, resists urge to smack the old lady)