A few weeks ago I was at the grocery store checkout when this happened:
Old lady clerk (bagging my groceries): "She is so cute. How old is she?"
Me: "ten months."
Old lady: "So are you pregnant again?"
Me (shocked and sheepishly looking at my belly which has grown suspiciously large due to choclate and beer): "No!"
A few moments later
Old lady: "She has such long eyelashes. Where does she get those from?"
Me: <points to own obviously long eyelashes, resists urge to smack the old lady)