...In less than 5 hours. I think I can safely jump the gun on this one.
Not much to report, except the gas (the poor, poor Moose...) and heartburn (seriously?? everything I eat!! Small meals, large meals, bland food, EVERYTHING...damnitall!).
No test results yet. The midwife said she would call with them (or text, as she usually does), but I haven't heard from her, so I will text her tomorrow and hopefully it is just a case of her being too busy to pass on the good news that I will have passed everything. Hopefully she has been up to her elbows in vaginas.
The midwife also arranged another ultrasound, and the radiology department sent my appointment which I need to call to confirm...only somewhere, between the mailbox and the sofa, the Moose lost it. Without having opened it to read the date. Can't find it anywhere. So I will get to call them tomorrow as well, which should be fun because they are rude as hell on the phone. I bet they will love paging through each day of appointments in their book (yes, it seems this is how they do it), looking for me.
I've had a repeat of my dream Braxton-Hicks. Or something. All I know is it hurt like hell, but it must have been a dream, because I would have been up and googling shit had it been real.
Tomorrow is the last day of harvest too, THANKGOD. Not sure I can take much more.
The midwife was totally up to her elbows in vaj! I got a phone call last night at 9pm as I was heading off to bed. The good news: all my scary labwork came back normal. The less good news: I failed the glucose challenge test. I take the glucose tolerance test tomorrow. I am not worried about this at all. I have gained weight slowly and steadily despite eating plenty of naughty foods (yes, hate me, I am fine with that...I know karma, that bitch will come around and smack me with a massive weight gain late in the game...or GD now...). Also bubs is measuring two weeks behind, SGA not LGA, so to me it seems unlikely that I have GD. If I do turn out to have GD, the diet alone will probably drop me back at my pre-pregnancy weight before I deliver. And while I know it probably doesn't work this way, if GD could cause bubs to gain a bit more...well...that would probably be a good thing at this stage. Even if I have to kiss my salted caramel sauce on vanilla ice cream goodbye.